The World World Census
The Most Cheerful Citizens in the World
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Kingdom of Kaigi | Corrupt Dictatorship | “If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.” | |
2. | The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.” | |
3. | The United Socialist States of Span | Left-wing Utopia | “We Own Y'all!” | |
4. | The Empire of Corsaria | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Personal sacrifice for the betterment of all.” | |
5. | The Republic of Kyupaa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “O, Wind, if Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?” | |
6. | The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “To Dream the Impossible Dream” | |
7. | The Fielzão of Timao | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Timão Eô!” | |
8. | The Dystopic World Nation of Omegadrax | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Happy Citizens. Happy Businesses. Happy Nation.” | |
9. | The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia | Democratic Socialists | “A Starbucks and weed dispensary on every corner!” | |
10. | The N-Space Compression of Luna Amore | Benevolent Dictatorship | “If there were a premium to be paid on bad ideas, I'd want drilling rights to your head.” |