The South Pacific Delegate of Ebonhand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Aegon V of House Targaryen with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 17.954 billion Ebonhandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greywolfe. The average income tax rate is 11.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ebonhandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,597 trillion Denars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 311,746 Denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers, indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, and party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ebonhand's national animal is the Velociraptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Griffinism.

Ebonhand is ranked 84,784^th in the world and 2,292^nd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.