The Confederation of Canamerico and Greenland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Colin Trudeau with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.396 billion North Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 68.9%.

The frighteningly efficient North American economy, worth 725 trillion North American dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 213,495 North American dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Canamerico and Greenland recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, and primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit. Crime is totally unknown. Canamerico and Greenland's national animal is the Canada goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Canamerico and Greenland is ranked 121,883^rd in the world and 2,292^nd in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,647.15 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.