The Republic of West Khazana Finsstan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Michelle Rikbert with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.726 billion West Khazana Finsstanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yarminsk. The average income tax rate is 54.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Khazana Finsstanian economy, worth 828 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 144,677 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex-ed is child's play, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. West Khazana Finsstan's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Spoonism.

West Khazana Finsstan is ranked 29,853^rd in the world and 534^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,893.08 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.