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Governor: The Colony of Three Sands Commission

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Empire of Dromainia (elected )

Founder: The Colony of Three Sands Commission

Last WA Update:

Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 458th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,006th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,740th+3
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,085th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,206th Most Authoritarian: 2,856th
World Factbook Entry

What lies beneath the sands, the land that always rumbles?

Embassies: Gypsy Lands, The Embassy, Jewish Autonomous Oblast, Guinea Kiribati, Fredonia, and Kommuland.

Tags: Large.

Three Sands contains 54 nations, the 458th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Advanced Public Education in Three Sands

Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.

As a region, Three Sands is ranked 4,804th in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Colony of Three Sands Farm 22Psychotic Dictatorship“Peace and Justice”
2.The Colony of Three Sands Farm 14Iron Fist Consumerists“We Will Endure”
3.The Colony of Three Sands Farm 16Psychotic Dictatorship“Pride and Industry”
4.The Colony of Three Sands Farm 7Iron Fist Consumerists“God, Homeland, Liberty”
5.The Colony of Three Sands Farm 27Iron Fist Consumerists“Strength Through Freedom”
6.The Colony of Three Sands Farm 4Psychotic Dictatorship“Strength Through Freedom”
7.The Colony of Three Sands Farm 2Iron Fist Consumerists“Twirling Toward Freedom”
8.The Colony of Three Sands Farm 23Psychotic Dictatorship“Peace and Justice”
9.The Colony of Three Sands Farm 25Psychotic Dictatorship“Pride and Industry”
10.The Colony of Three Sands Farm 5Psychotic Dictatorship“Might Makes Right”
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Three Sands Regional Message Board

Dromainia wrote:count me in I'm as parched as the three sands desert

*wipes down table, throws it back*

What can I getcha?

Weatherspoons wrote:*wipes down table, throws it back*

What can I getcha?

*falls, gets back up* one cheeky pint please

*pours a cheeky pint at a 45⁰ angle, froth froths to the surface*

One cheeky pint at yer service, sir/ma'am/thing! While you're enjoying that cold brew, why don't you take a spin at one of our delightful slot machines?

Weatherspoons wrote:*pours a cheeky pint at a 45⁰ angle, froth froths to the surface*

One cheeky pint at yer service, sir/ma'am/thing! While you're enjoying that cold brew, why don't you take a spin at one of our delightful slot machines?

Avast ye! There's only room for ONE cookie-cutter chain pub on this here dilapidated high street! I think you'll find GREENE KING pours the finest ales at the most perfect 45⁰ angles AND has civilised POOL TABLES versus your insect riddled fruties. Begone

Greene King wrote:Avast ye! There's only room for ONE cookie-cutter chain pub on this here dilapidated high street! I think you'll find GREENE KING pours the finest ales at the most perfect 45⁰ angles AND has civilised POOL TABLES versus your insect riddled fruties. Begone

hmm this place seems very posh i might take my precious hard earned cash and business over to you

Dromainia wrote:hmm this place seems very posh i might take my precious hard earned cash and business over to you

Spectacular. Anyone for buffalo wings?

:0

Not Greene King!

If you get any closer I'll shiv you

🏜🏜🏜🚶‍♂️🏜🏜🏜

A reasonably priced pub like me can't survive in the company of a Greene King, I need to buy a glock

🛖🏜🏜🏜🚶‍♂️🏜🏜🏜

Oh thank goodness, an abandoned joint Russian-American-McDonald's military base. This Cold War in the Three Sands... just got hot

😎🍺🇬🇧

it is my great honour to be chosen as the delegate of this desolate wasteland we affectionately refer to as the three sands. i pledge to ensure that every pub that inhabits this desert for some reason will see its interests and ale represented in the world assembly

up the ra
empire of dromainia

*rubs hands dubiously* 🙏
Inner monologue - this is the perfect oppprtunity to show Spoons dominance

Out Loud - oh your majesty Dromainia? I would like to motion for a new anthem for our dry hellscape!

*clears throat*

We are the Three, and we are One
Suds and Buds, crackin' a Cold One
We need no walls, the Sand's our Castle
Even if Underage, we give none hassle
Brothers in Arms, Pool tables and Slots
Rambunctious and plump, we love our sl- ow moving dunes

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