The Green Republic of Alcavia is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.859 billion Alcavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alcavia City. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alcavian economy, worth 877 trillion aquils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,654 aquils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Babies are increasingly seen as a luxury, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Alcavians, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, and all you have to do is pray to get into Alcavia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alcavia's national animal is the wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alcavia is ranked 183,670^th in the world and 4,054^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 337.12 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.