The Socialist Realm of Gastravon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Tyrone Slyferius with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.943 billion Gastravonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orongkungkrae'. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gastravonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,919 trillion Ilunns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 358,167 Ilunns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, a bureaucratic fight over GIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gastravon's national animal is the Gastravonian Sunbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Makunsten.

Gastravon is ranked 5,388^th in the world and 80^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 216.63 kickbacks per hour.