The Empire of Kezzys is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Caesar with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.983 billion Kezzysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kezzysian economy, worth a remarkable 1,465 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,543 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Emperor Caesar has killer fashion sense, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, trains and passengers alike are often late, and pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kezzys's national animal is the Gorilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.

Kezzys is ranked 140,016^th in the world and 230^th in The League for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 627.45 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.