The Federal Republic of Brandenburgia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bernie Sanders with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.09 billion Brandenburgians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Brandenburgian economy, worth 839 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 164,962 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Brandenburgian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brandenburgia's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Brandenburgia is ranked 285,137^th in the world and 441^st in The League for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -14.07 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.