The Armed Republic of NewImperia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by High Honorable Sad Onion with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.373 billion NewImperians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Imperial City. The average income tax rate is 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient NewImperian economy, worth 380 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,762 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, third world countries are rich in "I Love The Imperial City" t-shirts, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewImperia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imperialism.

NewImperia is ranked 39,725^th in the world and 612^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 54.28 kickbacks per hour.