The Al-Sha'ab of Empire of Dabiristan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ayatollah Khomeini with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.698 billion Dabiristani's are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maham. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dabiristani economy, worth a remarkable 1,692 trillion Zaids a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,582 Zaids, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Ayatollah Khomeini is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, and travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Dabiristan's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shia Islam.

Empire of Dabiristan is ranked 10,977^th in the world and 131^st in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 147.09 kickbacks per hour.