The Mr Tambourine Man of New Eestiball is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ann O'Nymous with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.188 billion Estonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Estonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,678 trillion propans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 233,559 propans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New Eestiball's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer propans on liquor and tobacco, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Estonian politicians, and factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Eestiball's national animal is the bobcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yahlism.

New Eestiball is ranked 290,328^th in the world and 1,459^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -33.09 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.