| Population | 40.663 billion |
| Capital | Hammersdorf-Vilamartel |
| Leader | Ignacio Quaresma |
| Faith | 'Christianity' à la neulandienne |
| Currency | euro |
| Animal | ring-tailed lemur |
The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 40.663 billion Nuwelanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Nuwelandian economy, worth a remarkable 8,352 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 205,412 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 'Christianity' à la neulandienne.
Nuweland is ranked 3,584th in the world and 80th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,788.73 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Nuweland was endorsed by 
The Kingdom of Denyssia.
- : Nuweland was endorsed by
The Grand Commonwealth Duchy of Australian Luxembourg.
- : Nuweland was endorsed by
The Commonwealth of Waffland.
- : Nuweland was endorsed by
The Republic of United Serbian States USS.
- : Nuweland was endorsed by
The Commonwealth of Communist-Denmark.
- : Nuweland was endorsed by
The Holy Empire of Croat s.
- : Nuweland was endorsed by
The Federal Republic of Trilkassia.
- : Nuweland endorsed The Commonwealth of Communist-Denmark.
- : Nuweland endorsed The Republic of United Serbian States USS.
- : Nuweland endorsed
The Democratic Republic of Chernihiv-sumy.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 230 » 
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