The Dictatorship of Azealand Isle is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Azizul with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, lack of airports, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 4.279 billion Azealand Islanders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azealand Dungeon. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azealand Islean economy, worth 569 trillion Azealand Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 133,072 Azealand Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Torture is illegal, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, and professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azealand Isle's national animal is the Saltwater crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sobekism.

Azealand Isle is ranked 113,852^nd in the world and 1,916^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,309.06 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.