The Bison and Belgian King of Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dear Sovereign Javad Nazeri with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 11.25 billion Humanists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haval. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humanist economy, worth a remarkable 1,817 trillion Bison Stacks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,564 Bison Stacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dear Sovereign Javad Nazeri is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich's national animal is the Easunian Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich is ranked 6,811^th in the world and 173^rd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.13 law-abiding acts per hour.