The Holy Empire of Parsininsa is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Pookie Bear with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.254 billion Parsininsans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silly City. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parsininsan economy, worth 123 trillion Cookies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,830 Cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, being Pookie Bear has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parsininsa's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Parsininsa is ranked 218,769^th in the world and 1,020^th in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4.69 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.