Population | 29.127 billion |
Capital | San Esperanza |
Currency | nyan |
Animal | whooping veras |
The Free Land of Puerto Thelosia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 29.127 billion Puerto Thelosians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Puerto Thelosian economy, worth a remarkable 3,049 trillion nyans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,688 nyans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Recognizing the Puerto Thelosian flag qualifies you for citizenship, the government has been criticized for giving away Puerto Thelosia's territory to anyone who claims it, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime is totally unknown. Puerto Thelosia's national animal is the whooping veras, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Puerto Thelosia is ranked 289,974th in the world and 1,453rd in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -30.76 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Puerto Thelosia was endorsed by The Kingdom of New Vardarland.
- : Puerto Thelosia was endorsed by The Grand Commonwealth Duchy of Australian Luxembourg.
- : Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 5% for Most Developed, Most Stationary, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Puerto Thelosia was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Greater Poundland.
- : Puerto Thelosia endorsed The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
- : Puerto Thelosia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
- : Puerto Thelosia endorsed The Pink Holy of Kalebo.
- : Puerto Thelosia endorsed The Holy Empire of Parsininsa.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 170 » Imperium Anglorum, Regnum Italiae, Outer Sparta, The New Nordic Union, An Clar, Northern German Federation, Wombelland, Lexembourg, Dark Matter, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Popaholick, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Galway-Dublin, Yahlia, Pilipinas and Malaya, Thracia Republic, Sinclairtown, Irminsulia, Feria-Alkaline, North of Americas, Alsted, St Scarlett, Brakanistan, Chioganah, South St Maarten, Leszno, Belmoren, Thracia and Crimea, Nardin, Supcotia, Elisabethshagen, Walfo, Ausvelt, Chronus, The Champions League, Invernessia, Someseni, Savinecross, The Seven Provinces, The Scandinavian Realm, Jahass, The Reunited Yugoslavs, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Trixeland, Estellan, Mynox, Othenhiem, Zulrich, New Eestiball, Estonesia, and 120 others.Robbonia, Gliesetonia, Europe a Nation, Girvage, Rary, Arsenial, Gorzi, Konewa, The Templar Papal New State, The Asten Islands, Soveiniesberg, Balcem, Armbruster, Leranditale, Zaznia, HELLLLL, Scutarie, Scytharum, Ottterland, Liberalialand, Etnon, Avalisk, Meropis, Kkorea, UGBK, Maanenland, Nigeriao Kingdom, Dizgovzy, Ikarus, The Greater Eastern Republic, Yourope, Slavatania, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, Unidoria, Great Clucky, Nova Prussia, Iceagea, Guahih, Stumphosse Res, Seristria, Lorissa, Lumermeyr, East Ase Palmars, Leistrona, Castlenburg, Icoland, Agatep, Bastile, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Mally Piznoopia, Psikuta, Saarenmaa, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, Liberepublia, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Foudina, Granevia, Calicov, Elestansa, Hankhank, Ortigia, Salwonia, Karnea, Panorama Paradise, Makykay, Kanokla, Lumiarae, Iquerian, Salarnsia, New Vorarlberg, Scivonia, Empire of Draconia, Skalliad, Orsik, Basque Dominion, Greater Bahland, Borstein, The Iron Khagnate, Astaraion, Istastioner, The AbelLandia, Nuweland, Saint Asperes, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, Aresetia, Cot Deviet, The Full Moon, Belvanya, Narmocrana, Vientina, DeNorSweLand, Reiserland, Montecrux, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Fliptastic, The Oriental Empire, Myanerus, Woodlands, Cambany, Mancidonia, Kronverg, Apocalypse Borg, Agausia, X Country, Lagene, Holy Europe Empire, Parharia, Adhria, Westport and Holland, Faack, Saint Von Artemis, CSB SA Union, Parsininsa, Kalebo, Western Balkania, Greater Poundland, Australian Luxembourg, and New Vardarland.