The Federation of Of the european socialist republics is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Dromer with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.702 billion Europans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Europolis. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient european economy, worth a remarkable 1,166 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 204,614 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

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