The Dictatorship of Auviantan Outh Islands is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Victoria Rafter with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.675 billion Auviantan Outhtakers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falcon In Denial City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Auviantan Outh Islandsian economy, worth 758 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 162,320 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", and the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auviantan Outh Islands's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Auviantan Outh Islands is ranked 6,014^th in the world and 160^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 58.65 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.