The Federal Republic of Kabarakastan is a large, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 62 million Kabarakastanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 56.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Kabarakastanian economy, worth 2.64 trillion Standollars a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,501 Standollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, most citizens in Kabarakastan are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, and Kabarakastan City Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kabarakastan's national animal is the Sea Parasites.

Kabarakastan is ranked 132,744^th in the world and 2,658^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 72.46 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.