Population | 602 million |
Capital | Muffiscaland |
Currency | Muffinose |
Animal | Muffin |
The Armed Republic of Muffinses is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 602 million Muffinesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muffiscaland. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Muffinsesian economy, worth 60.6 trillion Muffinoses a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,653 Muffinoses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muffinses's national animal is the Muffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Muffinses is ranked 28,020th in the world and 465th in the Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,651.01 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Muffinses, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
- : Following new legislation in Muffinses, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
- : Muffinses was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Muffinses, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum.
- : Muffinses was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Muffinses, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
- : Following new legislation in Muffinses, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
- : Following new legislation in Muffinses, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
- : Muffinses voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Muffinses voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 14 » East Durthang, Jazzia, Foxotania, Momstononistan, Panri, Havlinolika, Empoopia, Adaranthia, Lordeh, Braburn, Franners, Western Nym, Reltia, and The RiCh PeOpLe.