The OCD Bicyclist of Wickedly evil people is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eli with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 43.027 billion Wepeans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wickedville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wickedly evil peoplean economy, worth a remarkable 8,771 trillion yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 203,864 yuan, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, and preservative-laden Wickedly evil peoplean cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Wickedly evil people's national animal is the kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Clapton is God.

Wickedly evil people is ranked 13,212^th in the world and 190^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.39 law-abiding acts per hour.