The Federal Monarchy of Outlandian Empire is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Inuku with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 5.493 billion Outlandian Empireans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kanosa. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Outlandian Empirean economy, worth 691 trillion Outlandish Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,813 Outlandish Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, Inuku is famed for giving great back rubs, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outlandian Empire's national animal is the Outlandish Reptile, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Outlandian Empire is ranked 112,426^th in the world and 1,386^th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,356.3 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.