The Trippy Whar Bringer of Whashcky is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Olexiy Pylyp Vasylenko with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The cynical population of 1.271 billion Whashcky are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whainkow. The average income tax rate is 47.6%.

The powerhouse Whashcky economy, worth 110 trillion Shckies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,922 Shckies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Censors protect the public from lewd images of Bigtopians in duffel coats, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, Callista holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered, and the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whashcky's national animal is the Giant Wētā, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ukrainian Greek-Catholicism.

Whashcky is ranked 281,530^th in the world and 85^th in Callista for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.