The Grand Light of the Realm of Lands of Ann is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Ann with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 7.088 billion Lands of Annians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ann City. The average income tax rate is 30.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Lands of Annian economy, worth 316 trillion fites a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,611 fites, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lands of Ann's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lands of Ann is ranked 120,777^th in the world and 55^th in Callista for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.63 law-abiding acts per hour.