The Imperio Regno Oilano of Boilanzandia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by High Baron Propael XVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.879 billion Boilanzandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oilaboila. The average income tax rate is 57.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Boilanzandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,233 trillion boils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 252,719 boils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, and the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boilanzandia's national animal is the boil cows, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Propaelism.

Boilanzandia is ranked 309,652^nd in the world and 65^th in Callista for Most Primitive, scoring -469.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.