by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 145thHighest Crime Rates: 253rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 276th
The Self-Administrative City of
Proudly Urban, Unashamedly Rural
Founder / WA Delegate / Philosopher-Queen
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population10.749 billion

LeaderMayor Saffron Howard AM


The Self-Administrative City of Tinhampton is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mayor Saffron Howard AM with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.749 billion Tinhamptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,152 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 293,264 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of dollars are being blown on orbital weapons development, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, and parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 366th in the world and 1st in Sophia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 535.65 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Rudest Citizens: 145thHighest Crime Rates: 253rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 276thMost Armed: 292ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 366thFattest Citizens: 373rdMost Avoided: 392ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 414thLargest Retail Industry: 513thHighest Disposable Incomes: 682ndMost Rebellious Youth: 737thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 773rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 805thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 852ndMost Efficient Economies: 914thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 923rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,600thHighest Drug Use: 1,670thHighest Average Incomes: 2,300thLargest Mining Sector: 2,312thTop
Most Cultured: 2,504thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,617thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,631stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,820thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,985thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,165thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,473rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,780thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,537thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,667thHighest Economic Output: 4,774thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,554thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,095thSmartest Citizens: 7,067thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,489thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,722ndMost Inclusive: 8,403rdMost Influential: 8,533rdNudest: 9,444thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,925thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 14,195thMost Politically Free: 15,371stLargest Governments: 16,174thLargest Black Market: 17,005thMost Secular: 20,071stMost Extreme: 22,926th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
Nudest: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the region

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