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Rudest Citizens: 153rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 201stHighest Crime Rates: 262nd
The Self-Administrative City of
Anarchy
Proudly Urban, Unashamedly Rural
Influence
Power
WA Delegate / Madame President
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Tinhampton

Population9.577 billion

CapitalTinhampton
LeaderMayor Saffron Howard AM

Currencydollar
Animalcow

The Self-Administrative City of Tinhampton is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mayor Saffron Howard AM with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.577 billion Tinhamptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,789 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 291,240 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps, relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns, and social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 91,072nd in the world and 22nd in Auctor for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,746.96 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 153rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 201stHighest Crime Rates: 262ndMost Armed: 295thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 314thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 382ndFattest Citizens: 390thMost Avoided: 479thLargest Retail Industry: 501stHighest Disposable Incomes: 710thMost Rebellious Youth: 760thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 776thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 872ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 877thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 941stMost Efficient Economies: 956thHighest Drug Use: 1,647thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,697thHighest Average Incomes: 2,300thLargest Mining Sector: 2,341stMost Cultured: 2,409thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,422ndTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,621stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,756thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,946thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,522ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,814thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,908thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,591stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,682ndHighest Economic Output: 5,254thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,438thSmartest Citizens: 7,151stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,630thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,899thMost Inclusive: 8,537thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,339thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,687thNudest: 10,343rdTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 14,618thMost Politically Free: 15,495thLargest Black Market: 15,622ndLargest Governments: 17,233rdMost Influential: 18,268thMost Secular: 21,262ndMost Extreme: 23,094th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tinhampton updated the World Factbook entry in Auctor.
  • : Tinhampton voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting the Rights of Labour Unions".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Prohibition Of Honor-Based Violence".
  • : Tinhampton lodged a message on the Auctor Regional Message Board.
  • : Tinhampton updated the World Factbook entry in Auctor.
  • : Tinhampton password-protected Auctor.
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Condemn Menta Lee-IL".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Commend The Allied Nations".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Fighting climate change".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Condemn Kavagrad".

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