The Republic of Trinitraria is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 218 million Trinitrarians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 50.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Trinitrarian economy, worth 6.96 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 31,941 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre, war is made in the name of love, troublemakers just happen to be reassigned to distant mining operations, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trinitraria's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trinitraria is ranked 167,968^th in the world and 4^th in The Ocean Defense Pact Frontier for Most Primitive, scoring -63.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.