Population | 1.4 billion |
Capital | DISTRICT-1 |
Leader | epicmaniard |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Eagle |
The United States of New Hempstead is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by epicmaniard with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.4 billion New Hempsteadians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DISTRICT-1. The average income tax rate is 42.2%.
The all-consuming New Hempsteadian economy, worth 148 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,974 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
A massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of New Hempstead remains pure, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Hempstead's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
New Hempstead is ranked 246,883rd in the world and 488th in Sophia for Most Primitive, scoring -113.6 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Hempstead, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
- : Following new legislation in New Hempstead, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in New Hempstead, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
- : Following new legislation in New Hempstead, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of New Hempstead remains pure.
- : Following new legislation in New Hempstead, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
- : New Hempstead was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in New Hempstead, government programs are less "written" and more "plagiarised".
- : Following new legislation in New Hempstead, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
- : Following new legislation in New Hempstead, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
- : Following new legislation in New Hempstead, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 5 » Tinhampton, Ggot, Husrien, Maniwinn, and Saint Asperes.