The Democratic Republic of The Holy Roman Empire of New Jersey is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Marty Chubbs with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.73 billion New Jerseyians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Jersey City. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Jerseyian economy, worth 326 trillion Leggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 119,485 Leggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The news is showing footage of Marty Chubbs bullying an old man to the point of tears, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction, and it is a silent spring in The Holy Roman Empire of New Jersey. Crime is totally unknown. The Holy Roman Empire of New Jersey's national animal is the Midget Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Holy Roman Empire of New Jersey is ranked 34,928^th in the world and 1,943^rd in Balder for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,145.28 on the Gilded Widget Scale.