The Kingdom of Strigberg is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Dieter Swife with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.159 billion Strigbergers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nazsville. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Strigbergian economy, worth a remarkable 1,546 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 216,037 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Strigberg's national animal is the Blue Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.

Strigberg is ranked 3,681^st in the world and 56^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 124.41 law-abiding acts per hour.