The Queendom of Republic of Libriano is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by II Chairwoman Abigael Naomi Anderson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.977 billion Librians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heaven's Gate. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Librianese economy, worth a remarkable 2,133 trillion Heaven Owllars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 213,843 Heaven Owllars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, and the government is lax about national security during the Christmas period (Republic of Libriano has found 8 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Republic of Libriano's national animal is the Elf Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Republic of Libriano is ranked 312,783^rd in the world and 153^rd in Aspen for Most Primitive, scoring -612.93 on the Scary Big Number Scale.