The Stata Unida of Respublica Hyliana is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lord-President Kirik Neil with an even hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 5.303 billion Hylians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hylian economy, worth 833 trillion Hylian Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,243 Hylian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, tabloids coo over Lord-President Kirik Neil's expected child, halberds are common 18th birthday presents, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Respublica Hyliana's national animal is the Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Respublica Hyliana is ranked 259,320^th in the world and 132^nd in Anteria for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 13,365.68 Standard Monetary Units.