| Population | 25.255 billion |
| Capital | North Southumberland City |
| Leader | Rulerman The Wise |
| Currency | Floogle |
| Animal | Wombat |
The Most Serene Republic of North Southumberland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Rulerman The Wise with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 25.255 billion North Southers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Southumberland City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient North Southish economy, worth a remarkable 6,737 trillion Floogles a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 266,792 Floogles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Southumberland's national animal is the Wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
North Southumberland is ranked 1,372nd in the world and 19th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 158.87 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in North Southumberland, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in North Southumberland, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician.
- : Following new legislation in North Southumberland, out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line.
- : Following new legislation in North Southumberland, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
- : Following new legislation in North Southumberland, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing.
- : North Southumberland endorsed
The Deep Sleep of New Kowloon Bay.
- : North Southumberland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : North Southumberland was endorsed by The Deep Sleep of New Kowloon Bay.
- : North Southumberland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in North Southumberland, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 52 » 
Seantonia, 
Better Indonesia, 
Blogotopia, 
The Soylent Green Party, 
Anollasia, 
Dustwind, 
Coreras, 
Maalemzya, 
Wysrod, 
Karlando, 
Free Land of Rebellium, 
Medetas, 
Vill Send, 
Evertopia, 
Seranis, 
Grimmywelsh, 
Faradova, 
Macrasetia, 
Nami Bays, 
Kaprein, 
Ilfarasia, 
Greater Theowherveld, 
Jaegerpondonia, 
DetroitSmash, 
Killettland, 
The Democratic State Of Josora, 
Wischland, 
Aquachromia, 
Sillitopia, 
Republic of Libriano, 
Confertia, 
Astrobolt, 
Mesyeti, 
The Galactic American Imperium, 
Greater Sus, 
United States of Island land, 
Milanisca, 
Goat Republic, 
Greater Granskiye, 
Soviet Great Viet, 
Krystalveil, 
Zebastani, 
Gosheon, 
Hiybkk, 
Guyana Francese, 
Aurum Port, 
Zeklandia, 
Oasaria, 
Manneo Varo, 
Democratic Nacheadasaan, and 2 others.
Creberg, and New Kowloon Bay.
