The Republic of Nimros is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Delphinos with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.873 billion Nimroans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nimrosia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nimroan economy, worth a remarkable 3,622 trillion Nomismata a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 191,936 Nomismata, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, most barbers are also surgeons, and cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nimros's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Nimrodoxy.

Nimros is ranked 14,261^st in the world and 73^rd in Forest for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 338.26 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.