The Republic of Nimros is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Delphinos with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.769 billion Nimroans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nimrosia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nimroan economy, worth a remarkable 3,597 trillion Nomismata a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 191,647 Nomismata, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic, the Nimros Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, and a passport is literally priceless. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nimros's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Nimrodoxy.

Nimros is ranked 1,264^th in the world and 11^th in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 161.82 law-abiding acts per hour.