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The Most Scientifically Advanced in Forest

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Intensive Care Unit of Candlewhisper Archive	Anarchy	“AI See You”
2.	The Verdant Gardens of Prusmia	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“The lands beyond hol- Jim! Put down the Arc Reactor!”
3.	The Tiny Village of Fartsniffage	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“What have we learned?”
4.	The Incorporated States of Terrabod	Iron Fist Socialists	“PLEASE • STAND • BY”
5.	The Kingdom of Bacopa	Authoritarian Democracy	“Bacopa forever”
6.	The Federal Republic of Aznazia	New York Times Democracy	“Walk like an angel, but strike like a demon”
7.	The Collection of Ironic Remarks	Left-Leaning College State	“Unzutreffendes bitte streichen!”
8.	The Shadow-Fearing Agoraphobes of Gaw	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Ex Caelo, Timore”
9.	The Federated Bailiwicks of Verdant Haven	Left-wing Utopia	“Habemus Voluntatem”
10.	The Jingoistic States of The Merry Marauders	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Keep Calm and Eat Broccoli!”

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