The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 42.439 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 16,927 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 398,863 Fajita Tacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, the fate of the world literally rests on Big Tex's fingers, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
NewTexas is ranked 1,696th in the world and 5th in Texas for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 60 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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NewTexas was endorsed by
The Confederacy of Murc.
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NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
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NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
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NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
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NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
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NewTexas was endorsed by
The Disputed Territories of Nuevo Tamaulipas.
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NewTexas's influence in Texas fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
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NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
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NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
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NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 22 » Ewing Oil Co,
Gig em Aggies,
Seeker Alpha,
Lichian,
ElectronicDataSystems,
Independent Planets,
Tishanda,
United States of Woodward,
Darth Kermit,
Fort Verden,
Safj,
Indian Empire,
Rorschach,
United Kodiaks,
Suevivor Island,
Mocanaqua,
Polish Nomads,
Trecdom2,
X3R6IL,
Mortionia,
Nuevo Tamaulipas, and
Murc.