Population | 46.334 billion |
Capital | NewAustin |
Leader | Big Tex |
Currency | Fajita Taco |
Animal | Armadillo |
The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 46.334 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 18,628 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 402,047 Fajita Tacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
NewTexas is ranked 1st in the world and 1st in Texas for Lowest Crime Rates, with zero law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
- : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : NewTexas approved the World Assembly proposal "Declaration of Cetacean Rights".
- : NewTexas changed its national motto to "Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?" and its nation type to "Big Tex Happy Taco Stands".
- : NewTexas altered its national flag.
- : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
- : NewTexas approved the World Assembly proposal "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
- : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 17 » Ewing Oil Co, Gig em Aggies, Seeker Alpha, Lichian, Independent Planets, United States of Woodward, Darth Kermit, Indian Empire, Rorschach, Mocanaqua, Trecdom2, PatrickStar, United Kodiaks, Buc-ee Gas Station, Studly Penguins, Heavolia, and Kinixys.