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Most Advanced Public Transport: 296thSafest: 627thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,227th
The Southeast Texan Republic of
Democratic Socialists
God. People. Freedom.
Influence
Envoy
Texas Representative Council
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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United States of Woodward

Population24.109 billion

CapitalNew Houston
LeaderThe Big W
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalLion

The Southeast Texan Republic of United States of Woodward is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Big W with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.109 billion Woodwardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Houston. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Woodwardian economy, worth a remarkable 4,562 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 189,233 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Woodward's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

United States of Woodward is ranked 11,558th in the world and 21st in Texas for Most Stationary, with 2,127.90233953052 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 296thSafest: 627thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,227thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,266thBest Weather: 1,296thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,307thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,355thMost Devout: 1,421stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,486thLowest Crime Rates: 1,629thLargest Governments: 1,642ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,655thNicest Citizens: 2,038thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,042ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,116thHealthiest Citizens: 2,237thMost Influential: 2,334thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,440thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,466thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,541stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,938thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,060thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,422ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,809thHighest Economic Output: 3,856thMost Developed: 4,221stMost Efficient Economies: 4,532ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,611thMost Patriotic: 7,817thMost Cultured: 8,092ndHighest Food Quality: 8,444thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,212thSmartest Citizens: 9,342ndLargest Populations: 9,375thMost Stationary: 11,558thHighest Average Incomes: 11,898thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,669thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 24,067thMost Income Equality: 25,498th
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the region

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