The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hiram Fox with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 27.157 billion Studly Penguinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort McGuire. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Studly Penguinian economy, worth a remarkable 8,734 trillion Kroner a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 321,641 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, a third of Studly Penguinians are e-certified CEOs, and sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes. Crime is totally unknown. Studly Penguins's national animal is the Super-Hyped Up Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Studly Penguins is ranked 109,875^th in the world and 62^nd in Texas for Largest Black Market, with 2.25 trillion Standard Monetary Units.