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Largest Retail Industry: 269thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 437thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 508th
The Grand State of
Compulsory Consumerist State
We are the Narag! We will slaughter all who oppose us!
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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New Narag Empire

Population7.128 billion

CapitalFortress Narag
LeaderGod-Queen Aya Sistina
FaithChurch of Aveena


The Grand State of New Narag Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by God-Queen Aya Sistina with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.128 billion Naragians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Narag. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.4%.

The frighteningly efficient New Narag Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,905 trillion Celestials a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 407,635 Celestials, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,662,855 per year while the poor average 66,249, a ratio of 25.1 to 1.

Doctors will keep brain-dead coma patients ventilated for years in order to avoid accusations of allowing people to die, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Narag Empire's national animal is the Velociraptor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Aveena.

New Narag Empire is ranked 1,239th in the world and 4th in Wintreath for Rudest Citizens, with 297.8 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Retail Industry: 269thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 437thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 508thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 548thLargest Black Market: 708thHighest Average Incomes: 728thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 759thMost Subsidized Industry: 962ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 992ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,026thMost Avoided: 1,066thMost Armed: 1,150thRudest Citizens: 1,239thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,272ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,273rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,497thMost Efficient Economies: 1,505thLargest Mining Sector: 1,507thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,778thFattest Citizens: 1,837thTop
Largest Governments: 2,796thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,810thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,226thMost Influential: 3,894thMost Devout: 4,140thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,692ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,022ndHighest Economic Output: 5,068thLowest Crime Rates: 5,510thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,533rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,637thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,655thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,292ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,459thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,583rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,648thMost Cultured: 7,036thSmartest Citizens: 9,221stMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,784thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,568thTop
Most Developed: 12,744thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,725th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the region

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