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Most Subsidized Industry: 278thHighest Poor Incomes: 301stLargest Retail Industry: 511th
The Golden Republic of
Democratic Socialists
I Know The Way To Go, No One’s Guiding Me.
Influence
Handshaker
Thane of Regional Affairs
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Greenlandic North

Population5.3 billion

CapitalRnesspo
LeaderCarry Pillow
FaithMujizen

CurrencyDucat
AnimalLemming

The Golden Republic of The Greenlandic North is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Carry Pillow with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.3 billion Northern Greenlandic's are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rnesspo. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Greenlandic economy, worth a remarkable 2,222 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 419,379 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Greenlandic North's national animal is the Lemming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mujizen.

The Greenlandic North is ranked 3,439th in the world and 10th in Wintreath for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 97.12 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 278thHighest Poor Incomes: 301stLargest Retail Industry: 511thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 515thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 606thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 648thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 721stHighest Average Incomes: 788thMost Efficient Economies: 1,078thLargest Black Market: 1,186thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,252ndMost Armed: 1,294thMost Patriotic: 1,514thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,824thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,025thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,254thLargest Governments: 2,570thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,875thMost Influential: 3,253rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,421stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,439thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,447thMost Avoided: 3,523rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,706thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,750thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,460thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,661stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,788thMost Inclusive: 6,312thMost Cultured: 6,395thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,366thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,634thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,392ndHighest Economic Output: 8,655thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,909thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,061stMost Developed: 9,307thHighest Food Quality: 11,190thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,467thSmartest Citizens: 12,670thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 14,604thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,438thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,343rd
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionMost Developed: 31st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 32nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 36th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Devout: 40th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Greenlandic North, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
  • : Following new legislation in The Greenlandic North, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in The Greenlandic North, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
  • : Following new legislation in The Greenlandic North, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events.
  • : Following new legislation in The Greenlandic North, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
  • : The Greenlandic North was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in The Greenlandic North, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : The Greenlandic North voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Fauxia".
  • : The Greenlandic North voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"".
  • : The Greenlandic North endorsed The Armed Republic of Aportistopireistan.

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