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Largest Gambling Industry: 576thLargest Retail Industry: 673rdRudest Citizens: 736th
The Golden Union of
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The Cold Can't Stop us Now!
Carry Pillow
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Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
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The Greenlandic North

Population2.075 billion

CapitalNew Nuuk
LeaderCarry Pillow
FaithCruligts

CurrencyIce
AnimalLemming

The Golden Union of The Greenlandic North is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Carry Pillow with a fair hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, infamous sell-swords, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.075 billion Northern Greenlandic's hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Nuuk. The average income tax rate is 68.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Greenlandic economy, worth 571 trillion Ices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 275,308 Ices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Northern Greenlandic airwaves, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and vote-counting is replacing kitchen patrol as the least glamorous army work. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Greenlandic North's national animal is the Lemming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cruligts.

The Greenlandic North is ranked 26,853rd in the world and 9th in Wintreath for Most Extreme, scoring 35.01 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 576thLargest Retail Industry: 673rdRudest Citizens: 736thMost Subsidized Industry: 753rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 814thHighest Crime Rates: 992ndMost Armed: 1,312thFattest Citizens: 1,450thHighest Drug Use: 1,456thMost Efficient Economies: 1,941stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,232ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,242ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,264thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,664thHighest Average Incomes: 2,681stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,187thMost Avoided: 3,375thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,071stLargest Black Market: 4,083rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,266thLargest Mining Sector: 4,581stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,029thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,058thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,200thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,336thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,455thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,539thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,131stMost Influential: 6,372ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,372ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,898thMost Inclusive: 7,793rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,436thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,456thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,827thMost Cultured: 11,662ndNudest: 11,686thTop
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Largest Governments: 12,496thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,593rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,994thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,187thMost Politically Free: 15,904thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,224thSmartest Citizens: 20,195thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,604th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 32nd in the region

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