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Most Influential: 2,752ndSafest: 6,758thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,386th
The Sacrum Imperium of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
FOR OUR BLOOD, FOR OUR HONOR, FOR OUR GOD
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Brsil

Population7.742 billion

CapitalSanta Rosa de Lima
LeaderEmperor Henrique IV
FaithChristianity

CurrencyCoroa d'Ouro
AnimalJaguar

The Sacrum Imperium of Brsil is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Henrique IV with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 7.742 billion Brsilienses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Rosa de Lima. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brsiliense economy, worth a remarkable 1,050 trillion Coroa d'Ouroes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,675 Coroa d'Ouroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and Brsil is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brsil's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Brsil is ranked 8,923rd in the world and 10th in Saint Helene for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.91 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Influential: 2,752ndTop
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Safest: 6,758thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,386thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,846thLowest Crime Rates: 8,923rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,331stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,564thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,503rdBest Weather: 11,095thMost Patriotic: 11,200thHealthiest Citizens: 11,702ndMost Developed: 12,097thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,825thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,239thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,963rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,280thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,313thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,553rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,844thLargest Governments: 15,132ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,395thSmartest Citizens: 16,520thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,899thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,114thMost Efficient Economies: 20,590thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,853rdHighest Food Quality: 21,408thMost Devout: 22,093rdMost Subsidized Industry: 22,483rdMost Advanced Public Education: 25,838thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27,569thHighest Average Incomes: 28,053rdHighest Economic Output: 28,093rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30,547th
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Safest: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Brsil was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Brsil, Brsil is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Brsil, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Brsil, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
  • : Brsil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Brsil, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in Brsil, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven.
  • : Following new legislation in Brsil, young people pass around flash drives filled with illegal music.
  • : Following new legislation in Brsil, people say chess victor Emperor Henrique IV can kill you with mind-bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Brsil, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 7 » Great Jenovah, Vyata Temor, Lungha, Flandonips, The Ostartic Federation, Emnaria, and New Narag Empire.

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