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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 261stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 350thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 431st
The Nation died of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Smile because it happened
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Neuer Deutsches Reich

Population3.8 billion



The Nation died of Neuer Deutsches Reich is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Me with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.8 billion Deutschers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None. The average income tax rate is 82.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Neuer Deutsches Reichian economy, worth a remarkable 1,311 trillion Nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 345,014 Nones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

All gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neuer Deutsches Reich's national animal is the None, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Neuer Deutsches Reich is ranked 10,924th in the world and 253rd in the Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 10,348.17 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 261stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 350thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 431stHighest Average Incomes: 1,279thMost Secular: 1,500thLargest Black Market: 1,622ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,772ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,047thMost Avoided: 2,097thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,110thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,168thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,267thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,409thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,609thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,572ndMost Developed: 5,268thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,705thLargest Governments: 5,776thFattest Citizens: 5,921stLargest Insurance Industry: 6,282ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,371stSmartest Citizens: 6,665thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,870thLowest Crime Rates: 8,721stMost Efficient Economies: 9,055thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,302ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,352ndMost Influential: 9,384thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,386thLargest Retail Industry: 10,924thTop
Most Authoritarian: 11,161stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,384thMost Conservative: 12,065thHighest Economic Output: 12,881stHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,035thMost Armed: 13,183rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,915thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,300thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,327th
Most Influential: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Avoided: 40th in the regionMost Secular: 44th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 59th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 59th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 62nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 70th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 79th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 95th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 101st in the regionMost Developed: 127th in the regionLargest Governments: 133rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 135th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 148th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 154th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 184th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 194th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 196th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 208th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 221st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 223rd in the regionMost Armed: 227th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 229th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 237th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 253rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 264th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 323rd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 382nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 456th in the regionMost Conservative: 491st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 521st in the regionLargest Populations: 547th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 574th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 656th in the region

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