The Federal Republic of Germaniej is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Conquerer with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.314 billion Germaniejians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlean. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Germaniejian economy, worth 373 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 112,776 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, nude art is becoming wildly popular, artists are pillars of society, and the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Germaniej's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Germaniej is ranked 277,657^th in the world and 1,306^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.