The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.656 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 7,741 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 393,870 party-approved credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, military spending recently hit a new high, and this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 224^th in the world and 2^nd in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 240.43 law-abiding acts per hour.