The Holy Empire of The Peoples Republic of Kyle is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Kyle of Kyles with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 18.017 billion Kyleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kytopia. The average income tax rate is 6.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kylean economy, worth a remarkable 4,126 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 229,052 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, it's illegal to be caught on tape, living well is no longer the best kind of revenge, and the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Peoples Republic of Kyle's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Peoples Republic of Kyle is ranked 2,866^th in the world and 148^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 140.7 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.