The Holy Cultural Districts of The Bikini Bottom Republic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Squidina Star with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.665 billion Bininilandese enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Binini Bottóm. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bininiese economy, worth a remarkable 1,970 trillion Bininiese Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 227,359 Bininiese Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bikini Bottom Republic's national animal is the Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bininiese Catholicism.

The Bikini Bottom Republic is ranked 289,250^th in the world and 6,313^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -26.15 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.