The Final Bastion of Gendirt is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚ with an even hand, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, vat-grown people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 24.809 billion Gendirtors are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Hell. The average income tax rate is 23.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gendirtian economy, worth a remarkable 8,632 trillion fossilized bee heads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 347,955 fossilized bee heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, and the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gendirt's national animal is the flesh bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Beekeeper Association.

Gendirt is ranked 290,596^th in the world and 6,323^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -25.92 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.