The Republic of Kaozakstan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Great Kahuna with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.175 billion Kaozakstanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaokamamipolis. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaozakstanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,057 trillion Kollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,504 Kollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and a third of Kaozakstanians are e-certified CEOs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaozakstan's national animal is the Manx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaozakstan is ranked 13,413^th in the world and 558^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.98 law-abiding acts per hour.